Fate of Ravos Audio Story
Jackson Kesecker for Dr. Jalf Jalfit Jalfetti, Lord Educator Dean Emeritus of the College of Jalf
One-eyed silver-tongued kalfar summoner extraordinaire. Master of High Academia and the Occult. The only Barber in Ravos who will cut you open, bleed you out, replace your unnecessary organs with materials of unknown origin, sew you back up, then style your hair before you wake up. Hobbies include: conspiracy, blasphemy, destruction of improbable scale & stealing your boyfriend/girlfriend.
"What you call buying slaves and I call artificially inflating our population are both essentially the same thing my dear."
"You made one very crucial mistake. You can mess with my city, you can damage my property, you can challenge me to games of wit and muscle, but what you DON'T do is mess with my woman, by messing with my woman you have damaged my property and reputation, and this CANNOT be allowed to stand."
"Do tell my father hello for me when you get to hell. I'll be joining you all soon enough."
