Damn it Rin I told you not to mess with Daddy precious jewelry cause you always damage it! How the hell am I supposed to make crystal meth if you keep destroying my key ingredient?

Do you want to end up traded for a poultry dish like your sister?

Pony’s are only good for making glue. Rin, in case I die in this Holy Grail War -which is impossible cause I have the greatest Archer ever- I have already written my will, it is located on the top right draw on my favorite mahogany desk. Just snap your fingers and say Bazinga 3 times fast and it’ll open.

AND you wonder why I drink so much. Look, It's like making a cherry product, but let’s keep it real, alright? I make poison for people who don’t care so I probably have the most unpicky customers in the world.