She so ... beautiful ... who is she

Well... I drove Home... I only noticed you were in the back of my car when I was here. (I would pay you a salary to barge in every aspect of my life) we just talked. She's just a nice...looking... goddess. That it. Stay away from her you compete piece of shit!!!

Hold on,what are you talking about? I didn't even want to talk about it in the first place. I...I am gunna go. I think I've been humiliated enough for one sitting. 

Let me explain. Nothing happened she had too much to drink. She slept in my guest room. I drove her home in the morning. Scholarship...? Wait! Do you know her!? You do! L-letters? Do  you still have them? Can I please read them? Fine! But can you at least tell me if she has nice handwriting !?