This city is so ugly that it's depressing and miserable to look at when sober. If you agree, then you should grab an ale friend, and join me in celebrating the power of ale in making life just barely tolerable...

You are looking quite fetching today, lass! I'd pat your bottom to compliment you if I didn't already know that your mother would cut my hand off for that.

(Sad) They are all dead...They never cared about me when they were alive, and yet I still miss them. Maybe it's just because I am truly alone now...