Sorry Brosephine, I didn't see you there, shrouded in total shadow by the monolith of my beefy bod! 

Me? People call me Lorenzo, on account of it being my name. I work downtown at the Brodega fitness center and mini mart, being inspirational, aspirational, and non-recreational. I'm very serious about my job, Brosanne. 

The Event? You mean tonight? To tell you the truth, Brolette, I was sworn to secrecy. On my honor, over a bottle of whey protein and a stack of those muscle magazines I keep under my bed. My strong jaw is strongly closed. Although.. despite my problem-free, GMO-free lifestyle, I am having a muscle tissue issue I could use some help with.