NEXTWAVE: Agents of H.A.T.E. FanDub
Kelelesy for TABITHA SMITH
Tabitha "Tabby" Smith (formerly known as Time Bomb, Boom-Boom, Boomer, Meltdown, Firecracker, and Mutate #35): A trailer-trash klepto with the "mutant powers of blowing things up and stealing all your stuff" (actual description). Her theft of the Beyond Corporation's Marketing Plan provided the impetus for the team to leave the employ of H.A.T.E.
(on mobile phone, speaking to someone) So I was in the hyper lounge on sunset? Like a block down from the standard? So I was in the Hyperlounge and it was all cool? Jessica had passed out and Paris was hitting on this Italian guy with platinum eyes? And this guy comes up to me and says you’re all hot and stuff? And I tell him, you know dude, I totally Know. And he’s all like, come to the men’s room with me/ so—no—yeah—so I go to the men’s room with him, and all of a sudden he’s breathing funny and taking his clothing off. And I’m just, you know, whatever. And he’s all, you will lurve me now. And he’s got a costume underneath his clothes. Like a super hoer suit? And he’s like, you are Tabby smith and you are my super hero wife now. I KNOW! Like I’m gonna—yeah, no—you should’ve seen the costume! Girl, it was all a colour that not even actresses would be seen in Huh? I’m gonna call you back. No, I’m supposed to be, like, looking for something? Yeah. Laters.
Tick Tick Tick...boom!
********! MONICA I think I saw your guy, but he got away. And Human Resources is already on the scene. How did I know he was our guy? He was like twelve-feet tall and eating a car.
