Later Alligator Dub!
greenranger504 for Two Ton Tony
Tony is Pat's dad, and is possibly the most stereotypical dad of a dad that I've ever seen. His minigame literally involves helping him work his grill. Bring out your full dad-ness!
He also, however, is painfully blunt about his own age and mortality. He's probably a big reason that Pat is the way that he is.
Heya kiddo, how're ya doin' today?! Me? Any day above ground right? *Laugh* Just a little mortality joke for ya, since I can only relate to my subconscious fears through deflection. Hi deflection, I'm dad!
Ya see this big guy right here? This sweet piece of metal is the GrillMaestro 300X, the undisputed king of the finest grilling technology man has ever known! Can't wait to fire this baby up and do some proper firing! I just... gotta figure out how to start it! And cook with it. And hopefully stop it before the rising flames consume us all.
Of course I know Pat! That's one of my boys! The smaller one of em that wears a hat. He's a good kid, but a little skittish. Between you and me, I think that bun coulda used a little more time in the oven! *laugh* I convey affection through heartless critique! I learned it from my father! HI MY FATHER, I'M DAD!!
