Huh?! I'm not doing anything. I mean, well, that's not exactly true. I'm standing here. I'm... existing. Somewhat. My snoot is running from ragweed allergies. I'm not doing anything that has to do with this soda machine though! Nope. Nothing at all! 

I'm... Giovanni. Just... a t-totally cool gator teen who hangs out at the park! By himself. With... the soda. 

Pat? Oh, my cousin Pat. Yeah, he's great. We used to play a lot more when I was a little kid, but I still think he's pretty cool. Sometimes he'll meet me at the mall food court after school and we get nachos. I'm lactose intolerant, but he gets 'em for me anyways. He's a total bro.