Flirtatious, over the top, a bit slimy: What beauty... what radiance... allow me to express my deep honor and gratitude to be in the presence of such clear divinity, fair maiden. 

Scheming, slimy: I *might* know a thing or two about the person of which you speak. But as all great business men have inquired throughout time, I really must ask... [lowers voice] What's in it for me?

Haughty, gossipy: When people want to know things, they come to me. When people want comfort, they come to me. And when people want to fulfill their "darker desires," they come to me. [Gossipy] And I can tell you, *she* makes an excellent belly warmer.