Homestuck VA Group [UPDATED]
MCSunshine for John Egbert
The main protagonist, a young boy with a passion for terrible movies. He's a bit dorky, and cares a lot about his friends. A stereotypical "nerd" voice is preferably, but something that isn't annoying to listen to long-term. Slightly high-pitched and nasally.
jeez... i don't know i... i don't know if i'm ready for every single "deep conversation" we can squeeze into this wacky rapid fire session of a fun pal-talk!
GT: oh yeah! i also realized gushers were made by betty crocker. that freaked me the fuck out!
GT: did YOU realize betty crocker makes gushers???EB: i mean, i admit i was pretty confused about it at first, seeing my dead body in the cloud and all...
EB: but in the end, you did it to help me, didn't you?
EB: really, i should probably be thanking you!
EB: uh...
EB: are you there?-
JOHN: it's me, isn't it.
JOHN: i'm the one getting owned, aren't i.
JOHN: owned by a crazy blind girl, trolling me through time with notes written in her blood moments before she died.
JOHN: but she's also kind of... trolling herself too?
JOHN: damn.
JOHN: i am dealing with a true professional here-
EB: what? no! nic cage is sweet, dude. so sweet.