Pesterquest Homestuck Fandub (2nd Casting Call)
boxmaniavo for Eridan Ampora
Volume 10, Route 1
"Eridan Ampora, also known by his Trollian handle caligulasAquarium, is one of the sea dwelling trolls. His associated zodiac sign is Aquarius. Eridan has an affection for tales of historical leaders, conquerors, and military history. His passion for these extravagant stories of conquest and glory lends itself to his overly theatrical mannerisms and his massive ego. As a result, people tend to see him as a "bit of a tool". He is described by Kanaya as overbearing, to the point where he has been blocked on Trollian by Vriska, of all trolls. He also likes magic and wizards, even though he knows that magic obviously doesn't exist. This may be a contributing factor in his vaguely Harry Potter-esque appearance. He loathes Land Dwellers and the litter they produce. His hate for Land Dwellers extends to such a level that he has devoted himself to killing them all, as a result of an overpowering genocide complex." -Homestuck Wiki
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All interpretations welcome!
"hey
you ovver there
yeah im talkin to you
(unamused) the one lookin around to see if theres anyone else im talkin to wwhen youre literally the only other person around for miles
yes thank you for pointing to yourself"
"tell you wwhat
if you cant compensate me wwith cash maybe wee could find an alternativve method of payment"
[Oh god no.]
(pissed) "no no shut the fuck up im not talking about anything dirty or heinous or anythin givve me a little bit of fuckin credit
listen im still messed up ovver fef and vvris breakin my heart as carelessly as a purrbeast knocks ovver a wwine glass shatterin it into a million pieces
if you couldnt tell by my beachgazin im vvery lonely
(hesitant) wwhat i wwant is for you to accompany me on...
a little friendly outing"
JUST REALIZED I DIDNT CUT OUT A BLOOPER I AM SO SORRY