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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Kanaya Maryam
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Unpaid

A jade-blooded troll, eventually turned into a rainbow-drinker (basically fancy talk for troll-vampire). Should speak with very clear pronunciation, a bit posh.

  • GA: I Feel A Bit Silly That It Took Me So Long To Engage With The One Corresponding Closely With My Role
    GA: It Must Be A Certain Madness Im Afflicted By
    GA: To Orbit Those More Reckless And Dangerous Than I And More Daring For It
    GA: I Guess I Want To Help Them But They Never Can Be Helped It Seems

  • GA: Why Is It That When The Subject Of Temporal Mechanics Is Broached Your Sparing Human Intellects Instantly Assume The Most Ingratiating Posture Of Surrender Imaginable
    GA: Time Is Not That Difficult To Understand
    GA: It Is A Utility That A Universe May Resort To In Order To Advance A Desired Degree Of Complexity
    GA: Or May Not Resort To If That Is The Case
    GA: Its All Pretty Pedestrian
    GA: But No
    GA: When Time Travel Comes Up You Present The Face That A Man Shows When The Breeze Gradually Alerts Him To His Absence Of Netherdressings
    GA: I Dont See How We Are To Properly Agitate You All If You Continue To Insist On Failing To Understand Basic Concepts Which Common Infants Effortlessly Manage To Describe Via Scrawlings In Their Own Puddles Of Sloppy Discharge

  • (clumsily sarcastic)

    GA: Oh My It Is Your Human Sarcasm Again
    GA: I Enjoy Listening To It And I Wish Doing So Could Serve As My Primary Form Of Recreation
    GA: There See I Just Did It Too
    GA: Saying The Opposite Thing To Emphasize My Contempt
    GA: But Suddenly I Feel More Primitive And Hate Myself A Little More
    GA: It Was Like This Funny Miracle That Just Happened In My Heart

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