Pesterquest Homestuck Fandub (2nd Casting Call)
angelprototype9 for Karkat Vantas
Volume 5, Route 1
"Karkat Vantas, also known by his Trollian handle carcinoGeneticist, is one of the trolls and is one of the main characters in Homestuck. His associated zodiac sign is Cancer. Karkat is a very crabby troll, in more ways than one. He spends a lot of time insulting and ranting about both his friends and the kids. This demeanor is maybe inspired from the stereotype that people under the Cancer sign are said to be moody and crabby. He constantly insults others, supporting his arguments with what seems to be empty logic. In keeping with the cantankerous theme of his personality, he rarely smiles. He is also often seen screaming, pounding his fists against his keyboard, or generally raging when talking to anyone. He is not particularly patient when explaining himself, making even his most sound advice appear to be random insults." - HS Wiki
A hoarse, always angry voice
Voice Ref: https://twitter.com/HSPesterquest/status/1183036038295326720
Other interpretations are welcome!
"HEY IDIOT.
YOU'RE SITTING ON THE GROUND WAITING FOR SUNRISE. SO YOU'RE EITHER A JADEBLOOD OR A MORON.
AND I KNOW THE ONLY JADEBLOOD WHO LIVES OUTSIDE THE CAVERNS AND SHE'S A LOT BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU.
SO WHAT THE HELL. WHO ARE YOU. YOU'RE NOT A TROLL."
"OKAY, ASSHOLE. WHAT WERE YOU DOING WATCHING ME IN MY DREAM LIKE SOME HORNLESS CASTE-POSING PERVERT?
I CAN'T EVEN RETREAT INTO UNCONSCIOUSNESS ANYMORE, IS THAT IT? I WON'T EVEN SLIDE INTO THE NASCENT RELIEF OF DEATH WITHOUT AN ALIEN STALKING ME.
DID ONE OF MY 'FRIENDS' PUT YOU UP TO THIS?
WAS IT SOLLUX?
EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE PASTIME--MAKE KARKAT'S LIFE EVEN MORE OF A CONSTANT, EFFERVESCENT SHITSHOW."
(freaking out as a looming shadow approaches)
"OH FUCK
OH FUCK ME
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK"
