Pesterquest Homestuck Fandub (2nd Casting Call)
MrMacabre for Tavros Nitram
Volume 8, Route 1
"Tavros Nitram, also known by his Trollian handle adiosToreador, is one of the trolls. Due to an accident during one of his Flarping sessions, he has ended up a paraplegic. Tavros is just too sensitive to be a decent troll. He sucks at trolling and usually ends up getting trolled himself. On the surface, he seems innocently ignorant of his own shortcomings as a troll, or mockery from others - Karkat says he's unable to truly hate anyone, even the thorn in his paw, Vriska." -Homestuck Wiki
All interpretations welcome!
(falls down a hill)
"aAAAAAAAAAAA,"
uUUUURGH,"
"tHANK YOU, wEIRD AND UGLY ALIEN STRANGER,
oH, iNTRODUCTORILY SPEAKING, i SHOULD SAY THAT MY NAME IS tAVROS,
i WAS ATTEMPTING TO SCALE TOWARD THE TOWER,
tO ACQUIRE A RARE fIDUSPAWN gO MONSTER, wHAT IS NAMED wOLVULPINE,
iT's RANKED aETHER-mYTHIC-tRIPLERARE CLASS, wHICH IS ONE OF THE RAREST OF ALL, aT LEAST CONCERNING MONSTERS THAT CAN BE FOUND IN LOWERBLOODED NEIGHBORHOODS,
bUT, iT APPEARS TO BE TRAGICALLY OUT OF MY REACH, nO MATTER HOW MUCH i BELIEVE IN MY ABILITY TO PURSUE IT,"
