Pesterquest Homestuck Fandub (2nd Casting Call)
Hatbird for Gamzee Makara
"Gamzee Makara, also known by his Trollian handle, terminallyCapricious, is one of the trolls in Homestuck. His associated zodiac sign is Capricorn. Gamzee appears to be the troll equivalent of a Juggalo, belonging to a cult of capricious minstrels, and his text is littered with references to the Juggalo subculture. Though he swears quite a bit, he is a very good-natured and laid back troll. He is without question a supportive friend and will do things and make sacrifices, even stop eating sopor-slime pies and drinking his wicked elixir, Faygo, at the request of a friend. Because of his magnanimous personality, Gamzee will frequently act as an advisor or even a therapist to his friends, such as Karkat and Eridan, if they are experiencing emotional stress, though his usual counseling involves them waiting for a miracle." -Homestuck Wiki
All interpretations welcome!
Just be sure to differentiate his stoned and sober sides.
(MC asks what's in the pie)
"Oh DaNg BrOtHeR a NuTrImErCeNaRy nEvEr GiVeS aWaY hIs SeCrEt InGrEdIeNt.
AlLs YoU nEeD tO kNoW iS tHiS iS...
tHe GoOd ShIt.
YoU wAnT tO sEe ThE mIrAcLeS tHe WaY i SeE tHeM, i KnOw YoU dO.
i CaN hEaR iT iN yOuR vOiCe, I cAn SeE iT iN yOuR sEe-StAlKs, ThIs Is ThE sHiT tHaT iS gOnNa PuT yOu AlL tHe WaY uP oVeR tHe ToP."
(sober Gamzee)
"oh hey there motherfucker.
YOU'RE LATE."
[You should have kept doing your drugs if this was the alternative! Talk about an overreaction!]
"OVERREACTION?
isn't no fucking reaction, little aberrant spec of wormmeat.
THIS IS THE TRUE GOD'S JUDGEMENT.
he came to me, motherfucker. he spoke his words in my ear.
HE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT'S EVER BOTHERED TO SAY MOTHERFUCKIN TRUTHS TO ME."
"HONK honk HONK honk"
