Homestuck VA Group [UPDATED]
Xanderex for Cronus Ampora
A bit of a douchebag, and a flirt, but not a very good one. Probably belongs in r/niceguys. Should talk with a Greaser accent.
QUIRK: Pronounce the v's before w's, and add w's after v's to the best of your ability. "Water" becomes "vwater," "villain" becomes "wvillain."
CRONUS: wvell vwell wvelvlw...
(realizing his line has failed)
CRONUS: GLO8ES.
CRONUS: i sawv you vwalking my vway, and i had this smooth line all ready to go.
CRONUS: but for some reason i decided to open it vwith a tongue tvwister?
CRONUS: vwery nice ampora, starting your killer line with three consecutivwe 'W' vwords in a rowv.
can i ask you a question? why do all you pretentious scenester types enjoy being so cruel to especially sensitivwe and artistic people?
CRONUS: vwithout commenting specifically on that, (because seriously, VWHAT? so rude), i vwill say that it gets vwery frustrating after the first fewv epochs trying to make heads or tails vwhat people are evwen LOOKING for. i mean, in ANY quadrant.
CRONUS: nowv, please don't tell anyone i said so, but you and i both knowv pretty much all these people should feel honored to go out vwith a guy like me.
