Altahest - A furry RPG
7eevee for Shenzo
A retired knight, who suddenly gets forced into a life of adventure again at the behest of his town's mayor to save a young princess from a dark, undeserved fate.
-And so you thought it would be a good idea to hole her up in the old passageway... The same passageway that hasn't been cleared of monsters since god knows when. Let me ask you a question. Do you even have the slightest shred of intelligence left in you? Because I'm THIS close to bashing that empty skull of yours in to check if there's any signs of an actual brain slumbering in there.
I'd tell you where you can stick your quest, but it'd hardly be worth the effort. Besides, I've retired from the adventuring life. Whatever happens to the lady is none of my concern.
(on death's door) So- *huff* This is- *huff* -where my advent- *cough* -ture ends, huh *huff* Damn... It all... To... Hell...