Young man, science is a beacon of curiosity, without it, none of this would mean anything, so I imagine you saw the lights from outside and you just couldn’t resist the urge to discover what was happening, and for that I commend you, but it brings up the question, how did you even get in here

(Intimidating) Fine, I’ll just do it myself, but you’re not going anywhere..if this fails I won’t you to see what you did

(out of breathe) I hate to do this to you John, but you’ve been a real pain in my ass!