Star Wars: The Lost Eggs of Livorno | Comic Dub (PAID ROLES)
tresnick for Jaxxon
A quick-witted, sarcastic Lepi smuggler with a street smart personality and a quick temper. Jaxxon is not hesitant to voice his complaints. However, for all his bravado, Jaxxon is a calculating individual, though not as self-assured as he lets show. Jaxxon is a cross between Howard the Duck, Bugs Bunny, and Han Solo, with a Brooklyn accent.
Jaxxon is the main character in this comic, and he has 38 lines, paying a total of $9.50.
Assistance? Why would ya think I need help, Space Command? Because there’s smoke billowin’ out of my engine… or I’m plummetin’ out of control? But there’s nothin’ to worry about. You don’ get to be the galaxy’s greatest smuggler without findin’ yerself in hot water from time to time… Trust me, this is nothin’.
(NARRATION) The galaxy’s greatest smuggler? Who am I kiddin’? How am I supposed to keep up with a class act like Amaiza Foxtrain? Especially in this heap of junk… The Rabbit’s Foot used to be my lucky charm, but now even she’s fallin’ apart.
Princess Leia? The Princess Leia? Sorry, lady. I ain’t getting’ mixed up with the Rebellion. The deal’s off.