The Poke-Girls of Konosuba
Lasercats6 for Aqua
Aqua is the goddess of water who judges humans to send to the RPG world up until Kazuma drags her along with him after she provokes him by mocking his death. She is an energetic and inattentive girl who likes to receive reverence for her status and gets upset easily and whines/complains often. She is selfish and standoffish if she doesn’t get her way.
(Casual) “I’m a goddess who guides humans who die young to the afterlife. You have two choices: You can start from square one with a new life, or you can go to Heaven and carry on like an old man. To tell you the truth, Heaven isn’t the swanky place people picture it to be. Not only is there no TVs on that side, there aren’t any mangas or games, either. Heck, you don’t even have a physical body, so you can forget about doing anything sexual, either. There’s nothing to do there but bask in the sun for all eternity.”
(Drunk) “Stupid Kazuma. Where’d you go? Abandoning a beautiful (hiccup) gorgeous goddess like me. I outta… I outta… Hehehe…that’s some good booze! (hiccup) It is the best. It looks good. It tastes good and where are you Kazuma?!!!!
(Panicky) “Kazuma! Something's coming! No! A LOT of somethings are coming! Kazuma! Kazuma hurry! Get me out! Get me out Kazuma you neet! No way! The cage! The cage is making a strange noise! Kazuma the cage just went "crack!" The cage just made a sound no cage should ever make! Help me wah!”
