1. You'll be asking,: Freddie Why Do You Have Such Handsome Abs. 

   Well you see, I've brought some steroids from a drug-dealer and then i said: Thank you, Mama! 

   and he said: Your Welcome, Handsome Fuck-Boy.

   God.. my jokes are Un-Bearable 

2. So, What do i do in the summer-days?

    Grab a nice bottle of sunscreen and pour it all over myself, but every-time i walk to the beach. 

    My Skin will shine so bright, that all the women would be attracted to me.. Expect for JJ, she's ugly.

3. Last night, i was going for a delightful shower until a unexpected visitor stopped by in my hotel apartment.

   While i was in my towel getting dry, i heard a knock at the door. Then i said: Who is it?

   Finally in response, i hear a girl's voice: Let me in Darling..

  So I've decided to open the door, while having the towel still wrapped my body.

  She appeared, it was her.

 That gorgeous white-fox named: Toy Foxie

 But i just only call her Mangle for short.

 We both sat at the bed together, staring at each other with sparkling eyes.

 I could sense the feeling of love in her..

 I would yawn, getting very tired and i said to her: Babe, I'm Going to Sleep..

 When Mangle looked at me, she pushes me against the pillow.

 Then, i looked at her surprised and said: M-Mangle.. What you Doing?

 Mangle looked at me with her sparkling eyes just like one of those weeaboo girls and said to me: You said you need to lay down, so i thought you need help with  it..

 Finally my emotions started to change again to love and i whisper to her ear..: Inhale..

 Mangle responded to me, saying: Inhale What?

 "Inhale my D-"