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PiggyPuggs for Dodge Frostick
A member of the Bro Scouts – ahem, the Secret Society. Don’t be fooled by his small stature – Dodge could easily scratch your eyes out faster than you could blink. Aggression and violence are the only two things he seems capable of expressing, a taser constantly pressed to his hip and a fist always ready to swing. Sick of being mistaken as a kid, he seeks revenge on any waiter who’s given him the kids' menu. And don’t even think about calling him “short” – unless you have a death wish.
(Vocal Reference: Loud, aggressive, forced and high pitched. You've gotta be able to yell a lot. Need a video reference? We got ya’ – https://youtu.be/IWcb2pdgZTc – and yes, we’re aware of how meme-ified this reference is.)
(Get ready for a lot of profanity in this one... Don't let your neighbors hear!)
(If you'd like to improvise after reading our provided lines, feel free! This won't affect our final decision if you don't.)
(angry) “Let me onto the ride, shithead! If you say I’m ‘too short to get on’ one more fucking time, I’m gonna make sure no one else can get onto this ride ever again! And by that, I mean I’m gonna unscrew some bits and watch the whole thing fall apart.”
(enraged) “Son of a bitch – SON OF A BITCH! THAT KID JUST STOLE MY FRIES! Little shit thinks he’s the only one who can fit in the McDonald’s Play Place tubes to hide, huh? Hold my fucking soda.”
(annoyed, angry) “Every time some waiter hands me the goddamn kids menu, they’re gonna end up choking on my crayons. Oh shit, wait, he's coming. Let’s see what this assface gives me today. (pause) … No, I do not want the kids menu – I’M FUCKING SEVENTEEN.”
Discord: I Didn't Take My Meds#9304
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