mwestphal6
auditioning for
Sheriff Bartley
in Tales of The Mistress
Small town Sheriff, alcoholic, Confident on the outside, cold on the inside. Early 40’s, American accent of any kind.
Oh wouldn’t you know it, I was driving my patrol truck back home when I… musta hit a deer out near the highway. Think I hit my head on the steering wheel, cut it real good.
I was a little bad, had a couple of fingers of bourbon for the pain when I got home.
As long as you shut your damn mouth, no one will know. They’ll believe anything I tell them.