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auditioning for
R2-D2
in William Shakespeare's Star Wars - Verily, A New Hope
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This character is for really anyone who can pull off the R2-D2 noises. What's great about this character is not only that he beeps in iambic pentameter, but he also has these deep moments where he talks to himself in english.
"Beep, meep, beep, squeak, beep, beep, beep, meep, beep, whee!"
"This golden droid has been a friend, 'tis true,
And yet I wish to still his prating tongue!
And imp, he calleth me? I'll be revenged,
And merry pranks aplenty I shall play
Upon this pompus droid C-3PO!"