Today, I stole candy from a baby!! Can you believe it!? Dad would be SO proud of me if I hadn't given it back!

Yeah yeah, I know we're all fighting and enemies, and angry and stuff but like... Wanna go watch a movie after this?

I don't GET it. I don't get any of this, honestly, I really don't. I just sorta thought you hated me because I was a bad person, right? That makes sense, I guess, I mean I DID almost steal candy from a baby that one time... But you STILL hate me, even when I'm NOT being a bad person, and now I'm wondering if I'm just ALWAYS gonna be bad, or if maybe you're wrong. But you couldn't be wrong, right? You're the good person, here, you tell me!