Finally, the secret police file I'd been searching for all these years. With this, I could avenge my family and regain possession of our most valued treasure.  It all began when I was just a kid, bouncing on my father's knee. You see, I come from a long line of master thieves who kept all their secrets of sneaking and stealing in an ancient book: the Thievius Raccoonus. Anyone who read it learned to be especially sneaky, which is why we specialize in stealing from criminals. After all, there's no honor, no challenge, no fun stealing from ordinary people. You rip off a master criminal, and you know you're a master thief. 

Carmelita is just as angry as ever. She's really quite lovely when she's angry