"No can do, sugarcube. We sure ain't lettin' any friend of ours go into that creepy place alone. We're stickin' to you like caramel on a candy apple."

"I'd like to tell y'all the terrifying tale of the Prissy Ghost, who drove everypony crazy with her unnecessary neatness! OooooOOwwoOOO! I'm sure y'all are familiar with that one?"

"Dear Princess Celestia, I wanted to share my thoughts with you. *a-HEM* I didn't learn anythin'! Ha, I was right all along!"