Breaking news! It seems that a new villain is trying to spread a biological weapon into the air as we speak. This person is now identifying themselves as “The Leper, Khan.” With General Hero and many others not on the scene, the question has been raised, who will save Megalopolis (mega-lop-olis)?

New reports coming in from Megalopolis University, it appears that the students are currently rioting and demanding that someone hand them over General Hero.

As we all know, this will have been the third time our beloved Count Von Deville has attempted to take control of the city. A dark, brooding, handsome, misunderstood man who lives only to serve the people. He has been stopped on each occasion by the blundering heroes of our city, including General Hero and his evil, villainous, snakepersonofawife Lady Malice. We can only hope that they do not interfere with what could only be best for this little ramshackle of a city.