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Hey what's up everybody, Fusternut here, bringing you some BRAND NEW pictures AND news of Halo's next game. This is BEYOND exciting, this is OUR first look in the game since Simon became lead writer, and this ISN'T clickbait so just letting yall know right now.

3v4's confirmed Halo will now be a Playstation Exclusive, and only Agent Locke will be playable, which is now confirmed as Master Chief's long lost son. The story won't have any running and gunning, but be a visual novel of Chief's forbidden love with Cortana, and their new kids which we'll be able to hang out with, take to the park, and even change their diapers. Oh! And it's confirmed Elites won't be playable, and Splitscreen is gone.