so you’re the fresh fish, huh. (Pause) New H.A.T.E. trainees wondering if you’re going to make the grade as full agents. (pause) You know who I am? (pause) I’m Dirk Anger, director of H.A.T.E. I’ve been director of H.A.T.E.  for longer than you’ve been alive…..except you. You look kinda old.

NO! my beautiful pteromen! That’s it! I wanted to play with you! I wanted to torture you! But YOU ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO SPOIL MY FUN! You know what you are? You know what you’re like? You’re just like my wife! That’s right! Everything was fine and dandy, and then I ask you to do one little thing! What did I say to you Monica? I mean, what was so awful about it? I said perform the weapons tests and don’t worry your little girly head about the weapons coming from a company that used to be a terrorist cell! I said blow up chunks of America for freedom!

Hot Dam! Get me a case of vodka, eaight loose women and a stomach pump! Stat! imma watch TEEVEE!