Return to the Fray
denisd for Ivan Driffield (The Inventor)
AGE: 64
Eton, Cambridge, NASA. Ivan Driffield may have been born in a modest english village, but there is nothing modest about him. Arguably the most intelligent man alive, he uses his intelligence to create weapons and robotics to conquer and destroy. He's flamboiant, Posh, and deadly.
Mr Patriot my dear, your pleas fall on deafened ears I'm afraid. Were I in a position of defeat I may hear you pleas, but since there is not suggestion that I am to fail, it would be rather counterproductive of me to, as you say, turn myself in, at this time. Don't you think old boy?!
Goodmorning Diddums! How are you Norman? Yes that's right, I know your identity. Now, I know what you're thinking, how terribly rude of me not being dead and all! And after all the trouble you went to crush me beneath that gurder. WHOOPSIE!I really must be caned musn't I?!
Terribly sorry to bother you, but would you mind terribly if I removed your intestines through your abnormally large arse?
