Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh? Well, you'll never believe this, but that llama you're looking at was once a human being. And not just any human being. That guy was an emperor. A rich, powerful ball of charisma.

Time to check out the ladies! Is that all you've got? What is he babbling about? He's like the thing that wouldn't shut up. 

Hey, listen, Pacha, you know, what I said to you back at the diner, that--that-- I--I didn't really... (Pacha: So...you tired of being a llama?) [Sniffles] [Crying] Ye-ee-ee-es! [Sniff]