Be a teacher, they said. It'll be fun and fulfilling, they said.

Heard your little story earlier. Frankly, I don't buy it. "I had everything under control." Sure hon. 

Thing is, if your limited to "breaking your body" then what good are you to anyone? You can only throw one punch. A powerful one sure, but after that you're useless.

Because the only thing more entertaining than gladiatorial combat is pitting children against each other