Deltarune Fandub
Craziie for Burgerpants
Burgerpants is an NPC who works at Ice E's P"e"zza. He is extremely intense with his emotions, and he's also visibly depression. His voice should be somewhere in the middle.
(To himself) Oh, God, someone’s actually here… (Outloud) Uhhhh… Ice E’s P”E”ZZA, you’re number “1” spot for a piping hot pe”E”ce of PEZZA.
(Sad) Do you know when Azzy’s coming home? Y...you can’t tell him this, but I miss the guy. It’s be sweet to cruise around town like old times. (Cool) Picking up, for example… CHICKS. (Sad) Which, as a matter, of course, may not have actually happened. (Happy) B-but one time Undyne made eye contact with me! (Sad) ...while she was writing me a speeding ticket.
Ah, yes. Little Buddy. Good idea. Meet the Rogue’s Gallery. Blue Ears - Soft serve obsessed, no concept of personal space. (Intense) Keeps accidentally pouring slushies on me and giggling. (Normal) The Warrior - Thankfully absent due to pizza-related injuries. (Intense) Constantly terrorizing customers with war chants. (Normal) Purple Guy - Man, THAT GUY, you gotta… actually, does that guy even work here? Ah, my co-workers. Where would I be without them? (Sad) A happy place, little buddy. A much happier place.