Umbreon: [Calm] There was once a great Pokemon called Xerneas. A great stag of life, crowned with antlers of rainbow. It brought life to all Pokemon. But when there’s light, there’s shadow. When there’s life, there’s death. Embodied through our master, Yveltal. Both sustained in eternal equilibrium.

Umbreon: [Calm] He is a great horned eagle with feathers of darkness and blood. His talons and claws are spears, his mighty wings will bring forth the veiling of the sun to cover the land in eternal darkness and his gaze brings death upon everyone that dare to oppose him.

Umbreon: [Increasingly insane] He is the scythe and you are the corn ready for harvest. He shall feast on the souls of the living in order to fuel his own life. He shall awaken from his eternal slumber, breaking the confinement of the dark cocoon, *Cough* [Calm] bringing pestilence, destruction and death to all.