Fallout 4 Mod - Atomic Radio Audition 5
jeremykingva for Buffot Commercial - Coach
Player: What do you think of my new bat, coach? It's made from genuine birch.
Coach: It doesn't matter if it's made from reinforced steel. Unless you build some muscle, you'll be swinging a wet newspaper for the rest of your life.
Player: But I don't have the genes for it. My family's always been on the wiry side.
Coach: Kid, who needs genes when you have Buffout?
Player: Buffout? What's that?
Coach: It's a vitamin, just like the chewables you eat with your breakfast.
Only Buffout isn't just a nutritional supplement. It also increases your strength and reflexes with absolutely zero side effects.Player: If it's a vitamin, then why do I need a prescription for it?
Coach: That's a question for the bureaucrats in office. But pharmacists and doctors agree that Buffout will not only increase your batting average on the field, but off the field as well.
Player: You mean I can score with the ladies just like a real major leaguer?
Coach: That's right. After all, Buffout is the exact same supplement you'll find in every big league locker room. So talk to your doctor and have him prescribe you a bottle today.
Buffout, the number one recommended vitamin for children and adults!