Host: Correct! The first ten points go to you.

Charlie: That was an easy one, but if the questions are gonna be about hair, I’d have a hard time beating a barber.

Host: Come on Charlie, you know as well as I do the questions are selected at random. So, moving on to question number two. For twenty points, this style of comb is characterized by its long, tapered handle, similar to a common household pest.

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Opposing Player: That would be a rat-tail comb.

Correct! And with twenty points, that puts you in the lead.

Charlie: Now hold on, that was another barber question. You said the questions were random.

Host: They are, Charlie. It’s purely a coincidence.

Charlie: Okay. I’m just saying, if the next question is about haircuts or combs or clippers, I might just throw a fit.

Host: Not to worry. Question three is about the Civil War.

Charlie: Thank you. I don’t mean to make accusations, it’s just a little weird you know, him being a barber and all.

Host: I understand your concerns Charlie. Now, for thirty points, what style of facial hair was worn by Civil War general Ambrose Burnside?

Charlie: What the fuck!