*sigh* I wonder if there are any good-looking men lying around anywhere. ...Well, back to work for me. Is everyone alright? Here, let me take a look at your wounds. … Well, you’re all good to go. Try not to push yourself too much!

*Talking to her then ex-boyfriend about dinner*

 I’ll warm it up for you in the microwave once we get to my place. Oh, how about this “Surprise Cutlet Combo”? It says it’s their latest item! Sounds delicious, doesn’t it? Let’s get two of these, honey!