Let's Read Mother 3/ Earthbound 2
Nerd_Letter for Porky Minch
… Huh? The monster’s name is Claus? Its name is Claus?! That almost sounds like a persons name! But now its my robot. Not even a fragment of life remains in it. It’s Master Porky’s slave robot! It does what ever I Say! It acts on my will alone. It’s my double. It Doesn’t know anything about who you are! *cough* *cough*
Hehehehe! You seem to be having quite the tough time! Did you enjoy my special all you can pee toilet dungeon? Now then, I have some sad news for you! The place you are at now... isn't really the 100th floor, it's a fake! Ahahahaha! You're nothing more than a cheap toy crawling around in the palm of my hand! Alright, allow me to invite you to the REAL 100th floor! Heheheh. Board the elevator just ahead. I'll be waiting for you.
Spankety, Spankety, Spankety!
Think of something Porky would say!