"Helloooo! Junko Enoshima heeeere. Pleeeeased to meetcha. Oh? Ah, you’re talking about, like, my cover-shots, aren’t you? Ahaha, well, you got it then! They always get prettied-up for the magazines! You know, like, they touch’em up! Ever heard of image-editing software?  Heeeey, don’t be so surprised. It’s not that big a deal. You’re kinda getting me down here… These days, everyone’s doing it! But like, really. You think I’m bad? You should see what they do to an actress’s or an idol’s pics. They make their eyes all, like, super big, and their skin look like ceramic! "