"They call me Yasuhiro Hagakure. Nice meetin’ ya, dude. Ahhh, I don’t like the look of this. A vision… I had a vision, dude… Saw it with my own two eyes, true as truth. A guardian spirit with a wicked perm chasing down Bigfoot with a skyfish in its mouth… Your guardian spirit that is! Juuuust jokin’. How ‘bout it, Kid? Whaddya say we crack open a coupla beers and have a fierce debate about the Lemurians? Dude, I’m twenty. Truth is, a lot’s happened, and I’ve been held back three years. "