If it's Morgan Freeman, please start out with "Hi I'm Morgan Freeman," and then go on to say one or two things about Casting Call Club.

Morgan Freeman example

Some things you might say:

1. "How can we expect to teach children how to audition for a role...when they can't even fit in the building" - Zoolander

2. "I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically. That place is Casting Call Club" - Jack Sparrow

3. "If you don't get the role in 5 minutes...just wait longer!" - Ace Ventura

4. "Put the cookie down and join Casting Call Club" - Arnold Schwarzenegger