Drunk, but cheeky, slurring where appropriate: You there! Yer a pretty lad, aren’t ‘cha… (lowers voice to a sultry tone) wanna come shiver me timbers?

Still drunk, still cheeky, still slurring where appropriate: What’s say you and I ditch the wench, head back to your port, and you can… “show me your deck”

Extra drunk, extra cheeky, extra slurring where appropriate: Aye, m’Lord, I’m quite guilty of shamelessly flirting with reckless abandonment. I hereby sentence myself to… “walk yer plank” …(giggles)