Kazuko Saotome

Ahem. I have a very important issue to discuss today. So eyes front, ears open! Is the correct way to fry an egg, sunny side up or down? Come on, Nakazawa. I don't have all day.

Therefore, goes without saying that you should never judge a women's beauty by the way she fries her eggs. Remember, girls, do not associate with men who refuse to eat eggs that have been fried sunny side down.

And you boys, better make sure you don't grow up to be men who complain about how the darn eggs are cooked, understand?! Ahem. Well, now that that's out of the way, let's give a big warm welcome to our new classmate!