Look. We need the money. We’re hoping to sell at least one of the slaves to that outcast of an enderman. I mean, the guy’s a dolt, but he is rich.

Tyler! You’re supposed to be at the auction!

I’d like to welcome you all to our seventh annual market fair. As you know we hold a slave auction each year, and this year we’ve been given quite a stock. Now there are more slaves here, but, as you know, we usually can only fit two cages at a time up here, so don’t worry if you lose one bid. There are plenty more where they came from! Anyway, here is-