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ronton for DICK COX
An intellectual scientist, but otherwise a total prick with a passion for backstabbing. We imagine him with a Texan accent, kind of a lazy drawl that really fucking annoys the hell out of you after a while.
NOTE: No erotic content for this character.
LINE 1: (exhausted arrogance) Your research methodology is shit. Your scientific intuition is shit. You come from shit, you live in shit, you ARE shit. Now go get me a fucking coffee and a prostitute.
LINE 2: (argumentative) I can hardly be blamed for the lack of progress. Three of my assistants in a row have been eaten by the experiment. I’m not in charge of laboratory safety! (surprising himself, comedic) Wait, who IS in charge of laboratory safety? Is it that Jerry guy? You know, the one that thinks we can’t see him jerking off under his bio-suit?
LINE 3: (arrogant) You and your pathetic whores have stopped nothing! (smiling) A motherfucking massacre is coming, the likes of which (gun is quickly aimed at his head) OH FUCK PLEASE DON’T KILL ME!
Apologies, I didn't notice the requirements until after submitting. Age - 26; Nationality - Canadian; Demo Reel - In Progress; Mic - AT2020