Rules for Dead People - UPDATED (Roles re-opened!)
luchito for The Messenger
Literally the most irritable man in the universe. LITERALLY. Warped space and time with anger alone.Im being very literal with that. That is a thing he ACTUALLY did. Hates anime. Literally summoned the closest thing to an all powerful god through anger alone.
Voice: Anything would work, but he isn’t exactly LOUD with his anger, much more of a quiet burner. A grouch, somewhat like Ron. I could actually see him with a slight bit of an Irish or Scottish accent, somewhat like Sheogorath.
(Catching an offhand comment from Lynn) “I’m sorry, Lynnette, I don’t think I caught exactly what you do? (Emphasis on I each time) I deliver messages throughout all of existence, I literally created the rules of your universe, effectively, I am the closest thing to a God that can possibly exist. And what exactly is that you do that you think puts you in such a position to judge me? I wasn’t aware that skulking around in dark corners having daddy issues gave you the moral high ground over a mortal ascended to what is essentially godhood? (Deadpan) I fucking thought not, so let me do my job. I’m not trying to beat you into the floor or anything it’s just let me do me, and you do you.”
