Hulm (Podcast)

Hulm (Podcast)

Project Overview

While moving houses, Brant accidentally moves to another world. After meeting up with the mysterious Meydinyör, the two make a deal: for Meydinyör to help Brant get back to his world, and for Brant to teach Meydinyör the way of the sword (or at least, what he remembers from his fencing classes). As the two travel and meet the residents in the land of Hulm, they are forced to deal with the consequences of their own actions, all the while learning about the true power of stabbing people with pointy bits of metal.  

There are many parts! Feel free to try out even if you've never voice acted before. The pay is $30 each episode for main parts, and $5-$10 each episode for minor characters. There's a high chance we'll hire you again for multiple minor characters! The podcast logo is cool as heck but still in the works, so here's a little ai-colored snip. Each episode is 15 minutes.

Oh, and if you’re homophobic, this is absolutely not the podcast for you.

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Latest Updates

  • Social Medias + Everyone's Been Casted

    Hi everybody, Thank you for your amazing 600+ auditions. If you'd like to keep up with Hulm, please follow our twitter @hulmcast. Good things are coming! -wildfire
  • Auditions Closed

    Hi everybody! This is wildfire here (co-creator with sin, he's the genius). Letting you know that we've closed all auditions & will be deciding casting within the week. Thank you for 628 amazing auditions! Talk to some of you soon <3
  • Gilfen, Maldis, and Pal Auditions CLOSED!

    Hey there once more! It's ya boy, Sin, back with some more news about the auditions. As mentioned in the previous post, the auditions for Gilfen, Maldis, and Pal are now officially CLOSED! Due to the high number to applicants, we have also been on the call for listening to all the applicants. Thanks to that, we are now proud to announce @beckett as Maldis, @hollyleaf81 as Pal, and @kyle wallace as Gilfen! All other auditions will be open until Friday next week (July 31)! Take care, be safe, and hope to hear from you all!
  • Welcome and Early Deadlines

    Hey everyone! Sin here once again with an update, letting you all know what's going on in the Hulm brain center! (Nothing. No thoughts, brain empty) First of all, as mentioned in the previous post, we've started to reach out to people we think would be a good fit for the team already. We've been keeping an eye on the auditions as they've grown, but for now, we'd like to announce two new members of our production team! A HUGE thank you to everyone who applied for the roles of Audio Editor and Music Composer. The competition was tough, and we spent pretty much the entire time crying while we sorted through the frankly HUGE catalogue of amazing works everyone submitted. However, in the end, we were able to choose someone, and so without further ado, I'd like to give a big, warm welcome to @KingCole and @Telestic for joining our team as Audio Editor and Music Composer respectively! *cheering, and other noises cause this is a written post that doesn't have audio* That leads to my second announcement, and that is that we will be closing the auditions for Gilfen, Maldis, and Pal early. The fact of the matter is that we have over 50 auditions for Gilfen (understandably, he is an Icon), and a lot of them are really, really good. Like incredibly good. Like oh my god he sounds exactly like I imagined him good. Same for Maldis and Pal. For those who still wish to audition for those roles though, you still have a little time. We're planning on closing their auditions on JULY 21, 7PM EST. If my maths is correct (god I hope it's correct) then that should be in about 3 days time. Good luck! Okay, that has been all from me. More news will be coming in the following weeks! Hope you're all staying safe and sane! -Sin
  • Hello! And Also Audition Response Times

    Hello! Sinfuego, co-creator of Hulm here. I'd like to first just take this opportunity to say thank you everyone who has auditioned so far! We already have over 100 separate auditions to file through on our first day, which was a lot more than the seven we were hoping for. At least five times as many. Maybe six. I don't know I'm a word person, not a maths person. I barely learned how to read a clock, let alone my multiplication tables. Speaking of time, let's use that to segue into the meat of this message: when to expect a response for your audition. As you may have noticed, the deadline is July 30th for auditions. The deadline is not changing, so feel free to take your time if you still would like to audition. However, we do plan to start reaching out to people around mid-July, just to get to know potential VA's a little better before making a decision. TL;DR - Deadline is still July 30, and if you've already auditioned, you may be contacted mid-July for an update/chat. Once again, thank you so much for your interest! We look forward to hearing more from you all!
Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Meydinyör
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Paid: Flat Rate 30 USD
Role assigned to: Marie Anello

Meydinyör!  A mysterious rogue, very bad with swords, slightly regal-sounding, and very guarded. She's ..... feral. 

Name Pronounciation: (Mey-din-yuur or, maiden-yuur, they're the same thing. the ö is confusing we know, but the ending is "yuur")

  • [asked about her girlfriend] "Funny story.  I’ve been in Kirith all my life. I’m out walking the streets, I lay my eyes on this girl from Hulm, Aule. Turns out she was on a tour going around to all the realms and performing concerts-- sirapeths, you know? Their singing!-- she was in Kirith performing her last show date, she invited me to it and, well, that was that. We’ve been dating for about two years now."

  • [met with a non-magic stranger, who is from some place called 'Wyoming'] "Oh you poor soul. Is that a mountain place? Hmm.. uh.. Let’s ignore magic for now. I don’t know how to explain it, and it’s not important for my- your- our purposes. Not important for our purposes. (To herself) Okay, meydinyor, traveling with a stranger, a -loony- stranger. Nice. Definitely a ‘dangerous decision’ that everyone’s been warning you about."

  • [growling, then talking] "Why are you talking to me like some scared pet? You know that’s incredibly rude, right? You can use my name, you know."

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Brantony Hawkins
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Paid: Flat Rate 30 USD
Role assigned to: PriceVA

Brantony Hawkins, or as we like to call him, Brant, is a typical guy. Wait, sorry, typical himbo. He has big muscles, is smart once in a blue moon, and always wears shirts that are too tight. In many ways, Brant IS this podcast. Along with Mey, of course.

  • Hey. Careful with those boxes! Those are all fragile. All of my childhood memories in there. Yep. Years worth. Oh c’mon, don’t be like that. Alright, I’ll be out in a sec. [pause] Damn I’m really gonna miss this house.

  • [In the distance, but progressively closer] Portal! Can you hear me portal?! Wait, do you understand English portal?! I don’t know any other language, so I’m gonna keep shouting in English portal! So if you understand me just do like a shimmery- [not shouting anymore, is cut off by a horde of people] oh, hey there there’s a lot of you.

  • I put her in that position, it doesn’t matter if she stole that stupid watch or not. I just didn’t want her to get fired. I was gonna tell her that tonight but now there’s a whole world between us. A whole LARP world.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Gilfen
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Paid: Flat Rate 30 USD
Role assigned to: Kyle Wallace

Gilfen is practically a Lord of the Rings extra. He loves ale and a good party. 

  • Hey, hey, that’s no way to treat a lady when you first meet her. I thought the Empire had manners.

  • [sing in character] My sovereign walked a field of suffering. From Hulm ‘till Kirith fell.

    Notes: there's no tune we need, just go at it!

  • Your friend there stole a horse and our blacksmith. And the blacksmith’s partner. (very subtle flirting) But has anyone ever told you that you have gorgeous eyes? Amazing. They’re mahogany-- deep, rich, intoxicating, Flicks of amber in em, I could fall in. I can’t get enough, really.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Maldis
closed
Paid: Flat Rate 30 USD
Role assigned to: beckett

Gilfen and Maldis are inseparable, a power duo. I like to think of her as a "levitating icelord", she's very intense.

  • (with feeling) Die, Empire Scum.

  • Gilfen. I believe I’ve lost their tracks. As much as I love this rendition of Demon King, we need to wake him up. 

  • (very unenthusiastically) Don’t discourage, encourage...

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
PAL
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: LabellessHolly

PAL is a DRAGON. This is the only role that is not paid, BECAUSE YOU WOULD BE MAKING DRAGON NOISES AND THE CREATORS ARE ALREADY BROKE. PLEASE MAKE SOME DRAGON NOISES FOR FUN. THANK YOU.

  • (dragon noise, happy)

  • (dragon noise, attack!!!!)

  • (dragon noise, disappointed) 

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Commander
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Paid: Flat Rate 5 USD
Role assigned to: missaj0511

Commander is a strong, hardheaded person. The leader of a camp.  A commander. 

  • Bilford. Keep on watch. I heard a voice.

  • Got em. Let’s head back to camp.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Bilford
closed
Paid: Flat Rate 5 USD
cast offsite

Bilford is not too smart. He's a soldier, and secretly wishes he was a farmer.

  • Mr. Scales is that you? Little dragon. I know you’re out there. I’ve got your juicy snack.

  •  It’s just a tiny baby, sir. It can’t do nothing to me.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Belt
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Paid: Flat Rate 5 USD
Role assigned to: Hollis

Belt is an upstanding citizen, who's son is NOT in love with the baker's boy. Think: medieval townsperson.

  • I’m just saying what the letter-girl told me. Apparently, she read in a letter from the Emperor to the mayor that he’s sending over a noble family of “advisors” to help govern.

  • N-no, I have a wife! And my son is not in love with the baker’s boy!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Nordel
closed
Paid: Flat Rate 5 USD
Role assigned to: Chords

Nordel is an upstanding citizen, who is NOT in love with Belt. Think: medieval townsperson.

  • That’s how they get you, those Empire bastards. They say one thing, but they mean another. Y’know, “civilized talk.”

  • Still...the priest is a cunning one…Do you think that was a threat? Like he’s saying “make sure he finds a woman, or he’ll be in trouble?”

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Witch Hunters / Recurring Henchmen
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Paid: Flat Rate 5 USD

They're goons. You got this.

  • Attack sound

  • Dying sound

  • Neutral line: Witch hunting. There’s been rumors of a witch going around, stealing. She was traveling at night, with nary a weapon on her, alone!

Audio Engineer
Audio Engineer
Audio Editor
closed
Paid: Flat Rate 30 USD
Role assigned to: KingCole

We need some help editing our audio, if you have any experience please contact wildfire#7096 on discord. Thanks :)

  • Say something you think would fit

Music Composer
Music Composer
Music Composer
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Paid: Flat Rate 10 USD
Role assigned to: Telestic

We're looking for someone who can compose a short 30-second tune as an outro to this podcast. 

  • Say something you think would fit

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Innkeep
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Paid: Flat Rate 5 USD
Role assigned to: reduxist

The Innkeep is a gruff person with a love of money. 

  • Well well well. Looks like we’ve found a vacancy. (slightly off mic) Marlene, would you be a dear and kick the tenant out of room 12? Yes, thank you so very much.  (to Mey/Brant/mic) Could you both sit for a minute while we get your room ready? I’ll fetch you some water while you wait.

  • No, that’s Connie. He’s in far too much trouble with the Empire himself.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Connie / Tenant of Room 12
closed
Paid: Flat Rate 5 USD
Role assigned to: the-fluffy-dragon

Connie is in trouble with the empire. Connie also has a love of knives.

  • I paid for this place! I paid to be here! Marleeeeene, cmon, you know me! Marlene! Hey! No! Where am I gonna go? That’s my stuff! Don’t you dare- Ohohoohoo, for that girl?! I’ll go to one of those Empire rats, you know I will!! (pleading) This is about money, ain’t it? I can come up with some, Marlene please-- (angry) Oh, she’s offering too much, is she? If I ever come back here you all better watch your backs! All of you! And especially you, you thieving bastard--

  • Denho, Charles, meet Rich Girl and Her Bodyguard, they stole a room from me last night. We should teach them a lesson, eh boys? And take her money.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Blacksmith / Mover Guy
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Paid: Flat Rate 5 USD
Role assigned to: BrynJackson-Farrer

The Blacksmith only speaks in "Hmm"s. You've gotta be kinda creative with this one. 

  • (happy) Hmm. 

  • (neutral) Hmm.

  • (angry) Hmm.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Blacksmith's Partner
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Paid: Flat Rate 5 USD
Role assigned to: Elijah Sabourin

The Blacksmith's partner is a really chill guy. Think: medieval, nice person, just a nice person.

  • Oh good, you’ve finished with the sword dear. How do you feel about potatoes? The market was selling them cheap today. I think they were using a new spell to help it grow; it looked like there was a lot more than before.

  • Yes, dearie. We were so excited when folks from our hometown wanted to start a revolution.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Adramas
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Paid: Flat Rate 5 USD
Role assigned to: hedonisticactor

Adramas is Evil, and also super spineless.

  • So. The little princess finally makes her appearance. Do you have the gold?

  • (gasping and wheezing) The...location...for gold...then? I have more...information...that you might...find interesting…

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Edilvas
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Paid: Flat Rate 5 USD
Role assigned to: VoicesOfNina

Edilvas's name is Edilvas, but everyone calls her the BANDIT QUEEN. YEEHAW.

  • I see your travels haven’t made you any less mindful of your manners. All while traveling with a Priest. My, how quickly does trash abandon their ideals. Allow me to introduce myself, your Saintliness. Lady Edilvas, Chief of Law in the Country of Hulm.

  • Oh, you didn’t know, Sir Priest? What has this girl told you?

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