Hey. Careful with those boxes! Those are all fragile. All of my childhood memories in there. Yep. Years worth. Oh c’mon, don’t be like that. Alright, I’ll be out in a sec. [pause] Damn I’m really gonna miss this house.

[In the distance, but progressively closer] Portal! Can you hear me portal?! Wait, do you understand English portal?! I don’t know any other language, so I’m gonna keep shouting in English portal! So if you understand me just do like a shimmery- [not shouting anymore, is cut off by a horde of people] oh, hey there there’s a lot of you.

I put her in that position, it doesn’t matter if she stole that stupid watch or not. I just didn’t want her to get fired. I was gonna tell her that tonight but now there’s a whole world between us. A whole LARP world.