I can’t put into words what it feels like to suddenly lose control of your body. The closest thing I can think of to compare it to would be getting pins and needles all over at the same time...followed by complete numbness. Even the senses.

It’s a shame you had to meet me. You boys picked the wrong bitch to play with

What am I doing here? Well, I’ve been getting these awful chest pains all week long and the doctor prescribed a healthy dose of watching you fall over the stage again. Laughter is the best medicine after all